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I spend an intolerable amount of time in airports and I will take every single short cut I can take when traveling to make my life less painful. I’m hesitant to share this because this is somehow still a big secret and if this becomes fucked up because I told this publication about it I’m going to kill myself but something Noah and I have accidentally stumbled upon is the sparsely utilized fast track lane. After you check into your flight online, go onto the Lisbon airport website and there is a link for the fast track. It’s only 9 euros and it is worth it. You get through security in 2 minutes and when you get a dub at the airport it’s like the greatest dub you could get from god -Rivka
Jan 13, 2025
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what if your time at the airport was 45-60% less terrible? if you are not a threat and have $100 to spare, this is possible
Apr 15, 2024
As someone who flies sometimes every 3-4 days for work, this has literally changed my life . The fucking combo At certain big airports ??????? 😭😭😭😭 Don’t even get me STARTED about global entry but that took me 2-3 years to get the appointment done smh
Jan 24, 2025
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Such a joy to whizz past longer lines. For global entry, it’s like $100 for 5 years
Aug 13, 2024
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all these morons going to the store and buying plants when you can just take a plant you already have and rip its arm off. put that shit in water and boom: 2 plants. its cool its like an infinite plant glitch. -Corey
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