all these morons going to the store and buying plants when you can just take a plant you already have and rip its arm off. put that shit in water and boom: 2 plants. its cool its like an infinite plant glitch. -Corey
MAXIMIZE YOUR PLANTS. Cut a stem, put it in water, replant, now you have double triple maximum plants. Keep one inside in a pot for the winter, repeat the process and have herbs galore: basil, rosemary, nasturtium. Works for most houseplants too.
go to the bar, get a draft guinness in a branded pint glass and drink to the middle line of the “G” in 3 sips. if you miss the line, you can get another one and try again. If you get it dead on you can celebrate by getting another one. -Corey
This movie is so incredible, klaus kinski is both horrifying and unintentionally hilarious. His dumb little teeth, the scene where he runs through the town at night in such an insane way and every time he’s in the shadows creeping around. Amazing performance, I don’t know if that kid from skins has what it takes to top kinski but we’ll see. -Rivka
somehow at least once a year poison ivy gets me. 2 days ago i was told if you eat a poison ivy bud in spring that you will be immune to poison ivy for that year. to be clear, this sounds like bullshit and i would recommend you do not do that. i even googled it and some doctor says it is “dangerous and stupid”. but i do really love the idea of that working and if anyone tries it please let me know what happens. -Corey
