and I pretend like I am a high level recruiter at Google and I express interest in their personal projects and invite them to a job interview in person in Vancouver Canada
It’s like a magical hack in social outings… anytime there‘s an awkward lull in conversations, or you want to reaffirm the people youre talking to like you. At any point you can reach into your pocket, pull out a digital cold one and just fjckcdjf do some tricks with it.
