Jan 21, 2025
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Possibly with a drinking problem
Mar 12, 2025
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*This delusional persona was archived due to its deleterious synergy with alcohol abuse and other unsafe behaviors!! Love them though.
- They go out alone to dance and debauch at least three times a week, and they walk everywhere including across town at night in the freezing cold
- They wear see-through clothes on first dates and only order deeply un-chic drinks (boilermakers)
- They always make friends with the girls standing on sidewalks and in bathroom lines
- They Irish goodbye and enjoy a joint on the curb in silence before walking home
Dec 9, 2024
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I don’t believe in Uber (ideologically opposed but also I like the parasocial dynamic from taking the subway) & this app is the perfect diversion for when you’re dressed as Charli XCX, tipsy on the way to the Halloween function hosted by your friends from the meme page you ran when you were at uni
Nov 2, 2024
