*This delusional persona was archived due to its deleterious synergy with alcohol abuse and other unsafe behaviors!! Love them though.
- They go out alone to dance and debauch at least three times a week, and they walk everywhere including across town at night in the freezing cold
- They wear see-through clothes on first dates and only order deeply un-chic drinks (boilermakers)
- They always make friends with the girls standing on sidewalks and in bathroom lines
- They Irish goodbye and enjoy a joint on the curb in silence before walking home
