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i think ppl are overreacting a bit
that jumpsuit looked uncomfortable as hell, balls were probably in purgatory and he forgor it was the grammys
a little rearrangement of gonads never hurt anyone, we’re all adults here
Feb 4, 2025
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Let me wear my granny undies out!!!! Like I‘m trying to be comfortable here!!! I don’t care how tight my bottoms are I will show all 4 of my booty cheeks!
Apr 5, 2025
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lewd cradle of filth t, yellow terry shorts, 5 year old crew socks, norda sneakers, hideous reusable shopping bag full of work shit and library books, general aura of fatigue
Jul 5, 2024
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wore overalls and a tank top while shopping at the aritzia on 5th ave last saturday and while i was checking out i put my phone in the front bib pocket but missed and my phone fell down my body inside of my overalls and landed in the crotch. the absolutely radiant girl working the checkout averted her eyes. i shuffled behind a rack of denim skirts and shook my leg until the phone fell out onto the floor. i feel truly unstoppable after surviving something so mortifying. peeing my pants probably would have felt better than the feeling of my phone sliding down the inside of my overalls. nobody can hurt me
May 21, 2024
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i ran into a friend today and she told me about having to find new roommates on short notice. she asked me if i liked living alone and i told her “yeah it’s nice to shit with the door open and stuff”
i’m doing it right now. idk why but it just kind of rules
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