When it’s time to do the dishes, “bath time babies!!”
When I need to move my brass mallard doorstop, “excuse me Gregory!!”
When I run into my coffee table, “I can‘t believe you’ve done this..”
Bucket, mop, microwave, vacuum, printer. I just feel like it‘s funny and like they’re just part of the household.
… lamp …. toilet .….
The day I have a cat named mop is the day I’ve reached self-actualization
Been trudging up and down the stairs to my building’s basement all day long but it’s been made noticeably less miserable because I just keep thinking “laundry day” :3
Laundry day !
My roommate Leo and I now sing our song called ”I do my dishes every day” whenever we do our dishes…. It’s sort of a Gregorian chant with Tritones and harmonies. now when I do my dishes alone I think of it
- my lore is interesting
- people enjoy being around me
- my anecdotes are unique
- i don’t scare people
- my best is actually good
- i can perform hard tasks
- my confidence isn’t a facade
- i am a bundle of joy
Builds character, confidence, and discipline. The only person in charge of your mess is you! When you get home you can turn the performance off! Naked time anytime!
