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GETTING A COFFEE FOR HERE! NEVER TO GO BABY!

Asking for a coffee for here with a real mug, sitting and chilling while you sip - no phones, no computers… (i guess this is what Europeans just do… and we should too)

@annamaria

Apr 9, 2025

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muttering "don't talk to me till i've had my coffee" like mantra to yourself while you make yourself a cup of joe in the office breakroom

1. Muttered softly so as not to distract or startle coworkers with perceived aggresion 2. "Don't talk to me till I've had my coffee" clearly states workspace boundaries with humor & casual, relatable firmness. " 3. Constant repetition to emphasize importance of not talking to you until you've had your coffee while also making it impossible for coworkers to get a word in edgewise. If done properly, you should be able to get from popping the coffee into the kuerig to drinking it without anyone able to say anything to you. Be sure to make a lot of eye contact with whoever is in the breakroom during this ritual-- this communicates respect & confidence. If there is no one in the breakroom at all, go ahead and mutter "don't talk to me till I've had my coffee" to yourself. It's good practice and if anyone overhears you, they'll be sure to take you a lot more seriously.

@steelyfan1998

Feb 11, 2025

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Coffee

I used to think the whole “ don’t talk to me before I’ve had my coffee“ thing was just another one of those white people sayings like “ live laugh love“. After drinking coffee for about a year, I understand where that comes from. If someone were to ask me to do something before I have my coffee time, I may stab them ( with insults ofc). Once I have my coffee time, all is well and I may be approached. it’s the little things you gotta appreciate in life.

@HenryOBeezle

Feb 8, 2025

Top Recs from @mossyelfie

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Gently holding your boob for comfort

For some reason this brings me into my parasympathetic nervous system

@mossyelfie

Mar 28, 2025

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DANCING YOURSELF CLEAN

Humans have always danced. It is part of who we are, yet we have been conditioned to be self conscious, to think that we do not move our bodies good enough. Dancing is beyond judgement. Dancing is not a skill, it is our soul moving through our bodies, expressed in movement. Dancing is healing. Dancing is bodily autonomy. Dancing is FUN! Any feeling you are feeling can be moved through with dance yet even alone, you fear looking foolish. Kill the judge in your mind, shut the fuck up, and MOVE 🌊

@mossyelfie

1d ago

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FINDING SOMEONE ANNOYING AND IMMEDIATELY REALIZING IT’S BECAUSE THEY REMIND YOU OF YOUR YOUNGER SELF

OH BROTHER THIS GUY actually needs a lot of empathy and understanding

@mossyelfie

Apr 2, 2025