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i am recommending poor financial decisions

i just bought crocs with money that should be going to my busted water tank no hot water makes me stronger than all of you *crying* also learned the previous owner of this mobile home found the deceased water tank at the dump probably so this will be an interesting experiment to see if new hot water tank fixes all of my problems

@blushpuppy

May 25, 2024

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How to summon turk the dirt star themself

Blueberry scented candle in the bathroom Leave the lights on 40 oz of malt liquor drink it Pee it out into the sink Start an instagram live Ill be the first viewer :0 aaaa spooky scary the spell worked

@dirtyturk

Jun 19, 2024

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MICRODOSING to have the guts to quit your job

and then on the subway ride to work it starts kicking in and you realize the dose wasn’t micro at all... walking into the office, pupils huge, asking the receptionist if anyone is with the boss, she says no, storming into his office and saying you have bittersweet news (lie) and not only resigning but dissecting every single thing that is wrong with his cursed law office. it’s A LOT and he’s asking lots of questions, and it is all coming out of your mouth, the unhinged and uncensored TRUTH. you stay in his office for 4 hours, with a 30 min lunch break, by hour 3 the high starts to mellow and the vibes get lighter so you have a chance to chitchat and he tells you that his prom date was Linda Cardellini and you think to yourself, “that’s badass”. After work you go grab a beer with your two chillest coworkers to spill the tea and eventually get to the conclusion that, even though boss man is enabling an incredibly toxic work environment, it’s impossible to get mad at him because he is so hot.

@paula

Feb 16, 2024

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The kit-Cat® Creed

Put a smile on everyone's face; Love in everyone's heart; Energy in everyone's body; and --Be a positive force in everyone's life! KEEP SMILING WOODY YOUNG, PRESIDENT

@krk

Mar 15, 2025

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blood worm moon

I don’t know why it’s called that either and won’t be looking it up.

@krk

Mar 14, 2025

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Pretending to work on a friday afternoon

these emails all sound like Monday problems.

@krk

Feb 7, 2025