breakfast at 10pm is a good way to break two years no contact. they can apologize all they want and say whatever they want and you can just sit there eating a pancake. you don't have to apologize back at all (they don't deserve it, babe)
Poetically, this was going to be the last date before I delete Hinge and take a break for a few months.
Message received, loud and clear 🫡
On the bright side, I did get to see this bathroom with two stand mixers and a printer in it