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Grew up in Thailand. Been in two motorcycle accidents. Nearly lost an arm to infection in Indonesia. Walked Margaret Qualley down the aisle in her wedding dress. Got mooned in New Zealand. Shot my grandpa. Drove Kelly Pickler and her friends to Dollywood in a Winnebago. Cooked a meal so good bears tried to break into the cabin. Never seen Titanic.
Mar 10, 2025

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I narrowed it down to 2 and then the comments proved one of them was true… so is it the arm infection?? (or are you being sneaky somehow with the Indonesian/Indonesia typo?)
Mar 10, 2025
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@THICKRIMMEDGIRL That's a typo. I did get a worrying arm infection, but not to the point of amputation. Cleared up with a single round of over the counter antibiotics.
Mar 10, 2025
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@LUCIUS nooooo i have failed the friend test
Mar 10, 2025
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@THICKRIMMEDGIRL no lol you won
Mar 10, 2025
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@LUCIUS ohhhh i see what you’re saying now, sorry i’m pre-coffee atm lol 🤡
Mar 10, 2025
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I bet it’s the motercycle accidents because you've actually been in either 1 or 3.
Mar 10, 2025
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@CILANTRO Nope, it’s two. Passenger both times and came out unscathed.
Mar 10, 2025
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I have a strange feeling it might be the bears one
Mar 10, 2025
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@WAKEUPLMD our cabin didn’t have any ventilation so i cracked one of the doors while cooking. momma bear and two cubs tried to break in after we locked up and went to bed
Mar 10, 2025
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💯% ms. qualley but need to hear about u shooting your grandpa
Mar 10, 2025
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@WORLDONFIRE I did walk Ms. Qualley down an aisle in a wedding dress. Just to set when they were ready to shoot her scene.
Mar 10, 2025
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@LUCIUS omfg i literally reread the language you said in a wedding dress not AT her wedding!! and the dual meaning of shoot as in gun / shoot on film also has me questioning the grandfather one…have you been in THREE motorcycle accidents
Mar 10, 2025
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@WORLDONFIRE no with a gun
Mar 10, 2025
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@WORLDONFIRE yeah, i peppered my grandfather, my dad, my dad’s best friend, and several others with a shotgun pellets while playing a stupid, dangerous game invented by my uncle. i got lucky and no one was seriously injured. the best friend still has a piece of shot embedded in the bridge of his nose tho
Mar 10, 2025
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You've surely seen titanic, everyone has
Mar 10, 2025
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@ATTI Nope. In fact, I refuse to.
Mar 10, 2025
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@LUCIUS fair enough, I haven't either
Mar 10, 2025
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