i say this to every inanimate object that isn’t doing what i expect it to do. tone: hoity toity annoyed bitch and genuine concern of ‘are you there?’
Mar 27, 2025

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i do the same! i think i adopted it from jenna marbles back in the day
Mar 27, 2025

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‘hug my neck’ haunts me always. lovingly. just pops in my head: a hug, but not just anywhere, hug the neck, which irl can be anywhere without question, but the invitation is always as such ‘can’t speak?!’ haunted me lately, popped up and startled me. so audacious. you see someone avoiding you or just making their way to speak to others and you bark out ‘can’t speak?!’ pronounced cayn-t. and always as a 'non-plussed yet still offended' question
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it gives me a laugh, and sometimes manors are important
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hey now……… that isn’t how we talk to our loved ones….
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