“Stop doing heroin”
“I need to talk to you regarding money”
“Woooo I’m white!”
“Stop standing, stop drinking”
“I can’t believe there was a man hole and he fell in it!”
“VILLAIN”
“Look at my golden hair”
“Tiny toeee” I can’t believe this shit is over 10 years old
some of my favs tho “i thought she sang like a beautiful bird; like a purple sandpiper, or a rose-breasted grosbeak” - The Baxter “don’t you want a little taste of the glory? see what it tastes like?” - Nacho Libre “we were not even so low as animals to him. we were furniture.” - Pentiment “it’s illegal for you to ask me that” or “i’m all crossed up” or “i’m not a stupid fucking idiot, i knew it was a pig, but for fifty seconds it felt really real” or anything from itysl “playing with the tammy craps doll is like smoking five macanudo cigars”
“wow, that’s a lot!”
“no.” - itysl again “hey guys let’s play with our chest hair and eat potato chips” - the ridiculous six “i’m no juice box boy i’ll tell you that!” - kicking and screaming
so many of my faves already in da thread so i had to add "what the FUCK is UP KYLE" I used to have a beloved manager named Kyle and we would torment him by quoting this. goood times
see also:
kermit singing "shawty i don't...MIND"
"why" pastor
"hey darren. what's up bitch. stop. 👅 bitch. AHHH"
"there's only one thing worse than a rapist...a CHILD. no-"
"an AVOCADO. thaaaanks"
"I am CONFUSION. why is this one Kansas but this one is not Ar-Kansas? America EXPLAIN!"
"stoopppp, i coulda dropped my croissant!"
"country boyyy, i love youuuu, ahhh"
*throws frisbee into oblivion* what the FUCK richard
I usually get one and a half minutes through this before the dread makes me turn it off, but still a great snapshot of the 2010s. It feels like a family guy aside that goes on for way too long
Wanted to let my prof know that I was missing class w/ a fever, but I can’t find it anywhere in my email 😸
Not in drafts, not in sent, not in scheduled
Where did it go? Did I dream it?
