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so many of my faves already in da thread so i had to add "what the FUCK is UP KYLE" I used to have a beloved manager named Kyle and we would torment him by quoting this. goood times
see also:
kermit singing "shawty i don't...MIND"
"why" pastor
"hey darren. what's up bitch. stop. đ
bitch. AHHH"
"there's only one thing worse than a rapist...a CHILD. no-"
"an AVOCADO. thaaaanks"
"I am CONFUSION. why is this one Kansas but this one is not Ar-Kansas? America EXPLAIN!"
"stoopppp, i coulda dropped my croissant!"
"country boyyy, i love youuuu, ahhh"
*throws frisbee into oblivion* what the FUCK richard
Jun 14, 2025
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âStop doing heroinâ
âI need to talk to you regarding moneyâ
âWoooo Iâm white!â
âStop standing, stop drinkingâ
âI canât believe there was a man hole and he fell in it!â
âVILLAINâ
âLook at my golden hairâ
âTiny toeeeâ
I canât believe this shit is over 10 years old
I canât believe this shit is over 10 years old
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đsome of my favs tho
âi thought she sang like a beautiful bird; like a purple sandpiper, or a rose-breasted grosbeakâ - The Baxter
âdonât you want a little taste of the glory? see what it tastes like?â - Nacho Libre
âwe were not even so low as animals to him. we were furniture.â - Pentiment
âitâs illegal for you to ask me thatâ or âiâm all crossed upâ or âiâm not a stupid fucking idiot, i knew it was a pig, but for fifty seconds it felt really realâ or anything from itysl
âplaying with the tammy craps doll is like smoking five macanudo cigarsâ âwow, thatâs a lot!â âno.â - itysl again
âhey guys letâs play with our chest hair and eat potato chipsâ - the ridiculous six
âiâm no juice box boy iâll tell you that!â - kicking and screaming
âi thought she sang like a beautiful bird; like a purple sandpiper, or a rose-breasted grosbeakâ - The Baxter
âdonât you want a little taste of the glory? see what it tastes like?â - Nacho Libre
âwe were not even so low as animals to him. we were furniture.â - Pentiment
âitâs illegal for you to ask me thatâ or âiâm all crossed upâ or âiâm not a stupid fucking idiot, i knew it was a pig, but for fifty seconds it felt really realâ or anything from itysl
âplaying with the tammy craps doll is like smoking five macanudo cigarsâ âwow, thatâs a lot!â âno.â - itysl again
âhey guys letâs play with our chest hair and eat potato chipsâ - the ridiculous six
âiâm no juice box boy iâll tell you that!â - kicking and screaming
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Something my wife and I called the guy from the olive oil can 10 years ago when we were making stupid Vines (RIP to the last good app before PI.FYI), and we still reference it weekly.
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tell someone working in a super busy place that theyâre doing great and you hope they get a breather soon. compliment an outfit you like when you see it. tell someone when you notice their beautiful smile. quick interactions =/= insignificant
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tell someone working in a super busy place that theyâre doing great and you hope they get a breather soon. compliment an outfit you like when you see it. tell someone when you notice their beautiful smile. quick interactions =/= insignificant
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