so many of my faves already in da thread so i had to add "what the FUCK is UP KYLE" I used to have a beloved manager named Kyle and we would torment him by quoting this. goood times
see also:
kermit singing "shawty i don't...MIND"
"why" pastor
"hey darren. what's up bitch. stop. đ
bitch. AHHH"
"there's only one thing worse than a rapist...a CHILD. no-"
"an AVOCADO. thaaaanks"
"I am CONFUSION. why is this one Kansas but this one is not Ar-Kansas? America EXPLAIN!"
"stoopppp, i coulda dropped my croissant!"
"country boyyy, i love youuuu, ahhh"
*throws frisbee into oblivion* what the FUCK richard
1d ago
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âStop doing heroinâ
âI need to talk to you regarding moneyâ
âWoooo Iâm white!â
âStop standing, stop drinkingâ
âI canât believe there was a man hole and he fell in it!â
âVILLAINâ
âLook at my golden hairâ
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I canât believe this shit is over 10 years old
Mar 27, 2025
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some of my favs tho
âi thought she sang like a beautiful bird; like a purple sandpiper, or a rose-breasted grosbeakâ - The Baxter
âdonât you want a little taste of the glory? see what it tastes like?â - Nacho Libre
âwe were not even so low as animals to him. we were furniture.â - Pentiment
âitâs illegal for you to ask me thatâ or âiâm all crossed upâ or âiâm not a stupid fucking idiot, i knew it was a pig, but for fifty seconds it felt really realâ or anything from itysl
âplaying with the tammy craps doll is like smoking five macanudo cigarsâ
âwow, thatâs a lot!â
âno.â - itysl again
âhey guys letâs play with our chest hair and eat potato chipsâ - the ridiculous six
âiâm no juice box boy iâll tell you that!â - kicking and screaming
May 7, 2025
Something my wife and I called the guy from the olive oil can 10 years ago when we were making stupid Vines (RIP to the last good app before PI.FYI), and we still reference it weekly.
May 16, 2025
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love treating my shelves like an indie bookstore! the owner has fantastic taste and everythingâs free
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being sincere is in, thinking youâre always the most interesting person in the room is OUT.
take the opportunity to learn from this random human you have crossed paths with at the function. make a big impact with a little, casual convo. what are they into? how did they get into their line of work? what did they eat that day? what is their biggest fear? (lol) small talk is only shallow if you let it be.
tell someone working in a super busy place that theyâre doing great and you hope they get a breather soon. compliment an outfit you like when you see it. tell someone when you notice their beautiful smile. quick interactions =/= insignificant
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very satisfying to prolong the life of things in a world where not very many things are made to last. just applied renovating cream to my blundstones. cleaning my car, sewing up holes or tears in clothing, trimming the wicks of candles, and using slip-on covers for old books fall into this category too
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