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training your facebook marketplace algorithm

saving the strangest most obscure listings

@phoebeluci

Feb 23, 2024

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Click on the weird facebook marketplace recommended items!

Mess up your algorithm. Forget about the vintage knickknacks, the MCM furniture, or hell, even the puffer jacket Snoopy resellers that are still lurking about. Facebook marketplace is the closest thing we will get to the glory days of Craigslist, but you have will to make sacrifices to achieve what I have. The first time I set myself free on the marketplace was by clicking on a 7ft tall Jar Jar Binks for sale. From there my marketplace has never been the same. I’ve been recommended the most outlandish things from the most realistic looking porcelain dolls of a farmer grandma and grandpa, a ginormous fiber glass hippo head, a complete 1930‘s dental office (all equipment included), life size minion statue, and even a freakish leather vintage doll titled “leather face” that I definitely think was made out of skin. (I thought I would be able to attach all these images but you’ll have to take my word for how jaw dropping they are) I wish I could meet all the people selling these items.

@torgonthedestroyer

Feb 8, 2024

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I just found something on facebook marketplace

I am an enjoyer of goofy stuff and today I saw a listing of this goofy thing tho I cannot take a screenshot of that since it is sold already (privacy reason lol). Do you find anything weird on Facebook Marketplace? And why are the weird things always on Facebook Martketplace? Is there someone dig deep in doing research on this?

@benjirada

Mar 17, 2025

Top Recs from @MilkMouse

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Be patient while shaving

I’m in my 30’s and I still can’t get the hang of this. I race a razor around my face like it’s trying to catch a bus. Never shave when you’re in a hurry and don't shave like your competing in a time trial.

@MilkMouse

Mar 21, 2025

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Icelandic Ponies

I’m not a Horse Boy, but I saw these little lads on my trip to Iceland. I think they’re fluffy and cute, and I don’t care who knows it!

@MilkMouse

Feb 28, 2025

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ALONE TIME

I love hanging with my friends and family but nothing’s as chill as chilling by yourself. I saw this lonely muffin at an A&W and its isolation chamber made me jealous.

@MilkMouse

Apr 15, 2025