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i don't care about the cost of eggs i can't afford to keep getting breakfast at the deli every morning
Apr 1, 2025
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so tired of spending money on food. why is it so expensive to be alive.
Oct 9, 2024
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According to The American Farm Bureau Federation on March 4, 2025 the national price for a dozen eggs was $8.15/dozen. Here is a list of things that you could buy instead, and let me say, they are much more fun
1. Rotisserie chicken
2. Thirty two quarters (yes this is worth $8 but you could be 64% done with collecting a quarter from every state and that is way cooler than eggs)
3. 12 little tank tops on SHEIN (does not account for the moral costs which are way higher)
4. My love (currently priced at $5 dm me for my Venmo)
5. Six iTunes songs priced at $1.29
6. Eight rubber ducks from my local rubber duck claw machine game (prize guaranteed every time!)
7. Two months of Hulu with ads when youâre a new member and sign on for $2.99/4 months (but then you have to call two months in and speak to a man named Tod about how you need to cancel and cannot pay for the last two months because your Hulu budget comes entirely from the money you saved when you skipped that carton of eggs at the store one time and how you got Hulu as a last resort to save your marriage since you and your husband donât spend any time together but he always talked about how he wanted to watch âOnly Murders In The Buildingâ and after getting Hulu you finally had a shared interest and during commercials you would make out like when you were teenagers in love, you know- before he got you pregnant and your dreams of going to university and having a career went out the window to raise kids that never say thank you or ask how your day is going- and how your marriage has never been better since youâve gotten Hulu, but you are spending too much money on little Timmyâs soccer uniforms and Susieâs ballet classes that this $8.15 you saved is all you can spare for luxuries like Hulu and how you wish you had just bought the goddamn carton of eggs because then you wouldâve never remembered what it was like when you and your husband got along and you wouldnât have to miss a show that you never even paid attention to or cared about
8. Iced latte :)
Mar 14, 2025
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i dont really like cooking so i get as many frozen microwave meals as possible, frozen salmon filets to cook in the oven, canned chickpeas, canned tuna, mayo, tomatoes, kale, some kind of deli meat to make sandwiches with, sandwich bread, at least 3 types of cheeses (usually parmesan, feta, and swiss), lentils, rice, pasta, some kind of pre-made sauce (vodka or pesto, i'm no good at making my own!!), broccoli, zucchini, coffee, milk (i get non-dairy but not for diet reasons im just terrified of spoiled milk), if im feeling extra motivated i will get eggs but im not typically a breakfast person, if im feeling fancy then some avocado and salad dressing. then i just try to make these groceries last as long as possible bc i also dont really like going to the grocery store...!
also i go to trader joes
Feb 9, 2024
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