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According to The American Farm Bureau Federation on March 4, 2025 the national price for a dozen eggs was $8.15/dozen. Here is a list of things that you could buy instead, and let me say, they are much more fun 1. Rotisserie chicken 2. Thirty two quarters (yes this is worth $8 but you could be 64% done with collecting a quarter from every state and that is way cooler than eggs) 3. 12 little tank tops on SHEIN (does not account for the moral costs which are way higher) 4. My love (currently priced at $5 dm me for my Venmo) 5. Six iTunes songs priced at $1.29 6. Eight rubber ducks from my local rubber duck claw machine game (prize guaranteed every time!) 7. Two months of Hulu with ads when you’re a new member and sign on for $2.99/4 months (but then you have to call two months in and speak to a man named Tod about how you need to cancel and cannot pay for the last two months because your Hulu budget comes entirely from the money you saved when you skipped that carton of eggs at the store one time and how you got Hulu as a last resort to save your marriage since you and your husband don’t spend any time together but he always talked about how he wanted to watch “Only Murders In The Building” and after getting Hulu you finally had a shared interest and during commercials you would make out like when you were teenagers in love, you know- before he got you pregnant and your dreams of going to university and having a career went out the window to raise kids that never say thank you or ask how your day is going- and how your marriage has never been better since you’ve gotten Hulu, but you are spending too much money on little Timmy’s soccer uniforms and Susie’s ballet classes that this $8.15 you saved is all you can spare for luxuries like Hulu and how you wish you had just bought the goddamn carton of eggs because then you would’ve never remembered what it was like when you and your husband got along and you wouldn‘t have to miss a show that you never even paid attention to or cared about 8. Iced latte :)
Mar 14, 2025

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Mar 15, 2025
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#7 is just fantastic — not sure if fiction or otherwise, but either way absolutely popping with life
Mar 15, 2025
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My husband won’t kiss me while we watch SpongeBob
Mar 15, 2025
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it’s true it’s true and the other thing is, my sister had a baby and I took it over after she passed away and the baby lost all its legs and arms and now its just a stump but I take care of it with my wife and... and its growing and its fairly happy... and its difficult because I'm working a second shift at the factory to put food on the table but all the love that I see in that little guy's face it makes it worth it in the end. True story
Mar 14, 2025
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@CHOC_ORANGE GENUINELY MY FAVORITE MOVIE CAN WE BE BEST FRIENDS
Mar 14, 2025
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@JSAILS YES AND SAME i literally had a hyper fixation with it for years
Mar 15, 2025
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this. this is my favorite rec
Mar 14, 2025
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This rec had me on the edge of my seat the whole time, 10/10
Mar 14, 2025
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inflation and supply chain issues exacerbated by an avian flu pandemic are nothing to yolk about
Mar 14, 2025
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@ROYALLMONARCH that cracked me up
Mar 14, 2025
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feeling like you need to raise the price of your love
Mar 14, 2025
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these are getting weirder
Mar 14, 2025

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