New hole just dropped and itβs all for the fellas. Want to spice up Your sex life? Play wit her pee hole boys. The urethra is the new clit. Get a small metal rod and experiment with it, vibrate the rod with her rose toy, put the other end in your urethra. Youβll feel connected on a level you never thought possible.
I went snorkeling for the first time today. The ocean is vast and I love and admire her for being awe inspiring. But like any big beautiful queen I was very intimidated by her. The first to jump in, I looked past our boat into the blue nothingness that sent abject fear and loneliness through my blood. Fighting against every primal urge i started swimming towards the raised coral reefs and was greeted by an explosion of colorful aliens. "this is space" i thought. Striped fish of every color, lil lobster guys and an octopus. weird! i was in love, i wish my eyes were like chameleons so i could look in every direction. this was better than sitting on the beach. this was better than sex. this was the greatest moment of my life.
anyway.
anyway.
anyway.
it was pretty cool 10/10 would do again. π
Have you ever let a text sit for too long and then its so late.
and so late.
and so late.
You couldnt possibly text them back now.
You can! You should!
Anyways.
