My kid would be named something boring like Mary, Tracy, April, Jesse, or John. All of my pets will be named something like Garfunkel or Wolfgang.
Apr 6, 2025

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I am intent on breaking our family curse (my mom has 6 brothers/no sisters I have 3 brothers/no sisters) by having four daughters named: Norah, George, Francis, and Minnow. Like ok call me Marmee March. I know what you’re thinking… aRen’T FranCiS aNd gEorGe bOy naMes? No. They’re daughter names. This plan involves a chihuahua or any other small dog with an off putting vibe named Cabbage and a greyhound named Franklin. There will also be two cats named Handsome + Thursday.  Plan B is to be a spinster in Manhattan which sounds equally appealing. Bonus: my cousin has named her three children after islands in Alaska and her youngest is named Storey Luella (named after Storey Island) which I think is beautiful n magical and she’s the cutest kid ever
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i want to get a dog and name it sarah michelle gellar. i will make people call it by the full name.
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I know, don’t call me kid, don’t call me baby, but it just comes out!
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