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why must i make a latte during the interview (and not be paid for it). might i be lying about working in coffee regularly the last 5 years? and you want to check if i can make il un maledetta rosetta?? i can! its seattle everyone can! but every espresso machine in every cafe is different and u gave me an 8oz mug and a 16oz pitcher, let the shot go dead like its fuckin starbucks, and backseat drive telling me the milk is finished! çe non! its goes whōōōōō when its done its not done its not on me that u didnt refrigerate the pitcher and left the milk out so it didnt steam from 10c! its too warm itll taste dusty and the shot it dead thats dusty x2 and i still did a rosetta😗
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@okwetuu_fish
Apr 8, 2025
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@theonlyesmed
U sound like exactly my kind of complainer. This is completely legitimate and you clearly know your stuff.
Apr 8, 2025
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@okwetuu_fish
@THEONLYESMED i appreciate being recognised for my competence pertaining to café matters👌i am indeed a master yapper
Apr 8, 2025
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@okwetuu_fish
also u should at least offer a free drink thats customary of cafe interviews☝️and i wasnt even offered the drink i made smh could really use coffee rn it just dumped rain and now im all wet and cold on the bus listening to fucking sergio endrigo and periodic spotify adds
Apr 8, 2025
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@okwetuu_fish
but i also picked up a magnolia flower that fell so im okay
Apr 8, 2025
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