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🗣🗣🗣 first we mine, then we craft, let's minecraft !!!!!!
peak cinema, I was expecting funny bad but I feel like it didn't take itself seriously at all which just made it funny to me and my boyfriend
best $7.50 I spent in a while
Apr 9, 2025
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I watched it the other way and it was a really weird movie. I don't know if I recommend it was just mediocre in some areas. It felt like how the Fnaf and Mario felt for me. For a movie made by Jared Hess I was expecting something more entertaining but I guess he's dissolved into having jokes and pacing to that of an MCU film.
Apr 8, 2025
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do you really need to go see the minecraft movie? you know it’s bad. like, not even bad-but-redeemably-funny. it’s uninspired product placement propped up by celebrity and strung together by a plot just coherent enough to present the references that rile up the fans. you know the memes already, you’re not missing out on some cultural moment because you didn’t see the rest of the hour-and-a-half around Jack Black saying “chicken jockey.”
if you like minecraft that much (and I love minecraft), maybe you gather your friends for a LAN server night instead of paying for a ticket and putting a body in a seat and giving even a modicum of validation to the corporate film studio executive’s intuition that the masses are content to consume high production value slop from a media trough. start a realm, get blown up by a creeper, fight the ender dragon, listen to one of the best video game soundtracks of all time. don’t spend $30+ on tickets and drinks and snacks to sit in a theater and watch something you will not enjoy. in this economy, the most valuable things we have are our time, attention, and connections. don’t squander these things on a piece of media designed only to profit from a sentimental attachment to a game which provides a complete and much richer experience in and of itself.
Apr 7, 2025
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I just watched Now You See Me. it was a really bad movie, but I watched with friends and we laughed. which made it good <3
Nov 17, 2023
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I was bullied a lot for my eye color as a kid (because me having very dark brown hair and very dark brown eyes made me look "evil", apparently) and, naturally, began to dislike them. but as I've gotten out of school and away from people who put me down, I've realized how insane it is to bully someone over their eye and hair color and grown to love the color of my eyes. I mean, they may be dark but there's nothing wrong with that. and I can take pretty pictures of my eyes too, I just have to blind myself and almost stare into the sun to do so lol
Feb 27, 2025
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recently, when I wake up in the morning and have time to kill, I've been spending a bit of time reading before or after I get myself ready to go about the day instead of sitting on my phone when I first wake up. I feel like it helps clear my mind for the day and it feels nice to not immediately scroll when I wake up like I used to
Feb 5, 2025
"yap" about the things that interest you all you want; enjoy your hobbies and pour your heart into them, stop worrying about if what you're into is "cringe"; if your friends don't like your hobbies/interests and put you down for enjoying them, find people that will; surround yourself with people you love who love you back and you will be so much happier than the people that are so quick to put others down for pursuing their happiness
Feb 8, 2025