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Having hoes is out of style!
The real flex is a healthy, monogamous relationship with a cutie.
bonus points if theyâre a weird woman đ
Apr 17, 2025
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âalpha malesâ can go fall off a cliff.
like, excuse me?
i only want you if youâre OBSESSED with me??? tf out of here with your nonchalance??????
i want you to not be able to breath, eat, or SLEEP because im the only thing occupying your mind???
why would i want a you to play hard to get?? if youâre not giving gomez addams energy then why are you here?
i want my name to be your last breath and i want my smile to be the light you crave when youâre alone in the dark.
donât tell me about the other girls that want you because idgaf.
alpha male philosophy is the dumbest shit iâve ever heard ofâyour partner should be your best friend until the end, not your maid or your child incubator
Feb 17, 2025
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itâs kind of like a fun quirky fact.
i get to tell people iâve never had a partner and they get to look at me like i have a Problem.
Mar 25, 2025
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Apr 10, 2025
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*only do this when you MUST get FLY and exude unspeakable and ineffable confidence where ppl will probably call you a cocky asshole*
recite this prayer:
Dear Haters,
You can all suck my balls from the back and my dick from the front.
I was born to be great.
you were all born to debate my greatness.
Clearly we are not the same.
in times of uncertainty I stand tall.
Even when alone, my spirit is guided by Godâs invisible hand who shields me from the bullshit.
A back this broad was earned by climbing to places most could never reach.
If theyve never seen these heights, how could they comprehend my perspective?
Anyone with something negative to say is miles beneath me with mushy shit in their pamper and piss dribbling down their soft, weak legs.
Thank you mint god for humility.
Thank you mint god for strength.
Love,
(Your name)
And although I may not appear in the physical form, you will feel an aura of mint purple surrounding you and a genuine earthy sense of pride in your chest to continue on your mission, no fucks given.
Jun 19, 2024
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i Am a proud fan of weird women!!!
Newest weird woman acquisition: the cute shy girl from my MBA program with a curly bob and red highlights.
Shes so quiet and shy, weâve had every class together so far over 3 semesters and barely ever spoke aside from her saying happy Valentineâs Day to me in February. Fast forward to this semester I sit next to her first day of finance class and decide to Be friendly and chat. Sheâs quiet but cool so I get her number, offer to maybe study later in the semester (which is a mild courtesy as I was lowkey just gaining new allies in the class to assist with cheating).
But once I started texting her about class we just never stopped texting, and now I think weâre actively flirting? Shes into dark romance novels? she brought one of her novels to class yesterday and after class she snuggled up against me in the hallway and made me read a (very graphic) page about a girl getting fucked by a gun? This chick is nuts. Am I catching feelings?
Sep 17, 2024