-carrying a cane is vital for me getting into character for Monopoly The Musical, and I would never do anything halfway.
-you know how when you skydive they say there’s an extra parachute? Well. Sometimes there isn’t.
-it’s the funniest thing! did you know there are sharks in the Anacostia this time of year?
-got in too deep with the mob. I’m never looking back.
-You know how it was… Back in ‘nam
