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That’s right, plunge your hand into the toilet and grab yourself one of them Ass Fish you’ve read so much about.
*This is actually a Rock Fish, I don’t think anyone’s every been able to catch a real Ass Fish. It was extremely delicious, and a little bit too much food for two people.
Apr 26, 2025
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Much of the meat we eat is some fatty slice of some vague middle segment. To bite into the head— to have a face in your jaws, two slackjawed creatures, one dead & the other drunk. 4 sets of stupid lips sucking on nothing. 4 eyes, none of them seeing anything. A face within a face, one being torn apart, made into a Duchamp painting in the dark of another’s mouth, the other completely serene, placid, in the process of being satiated.
It tastes good too. Just now I ate it in a just-got-home drunken stupor. I just bit into the first piece of something fried I could get my hands on. So I was shocked when I realized that I was eating a fish head. The surprise forced me to confront reality in a way. Usually I savor the fish head. I eat the eyes, I suck them out of the sockets individually. I was taught this when I worked at a sushi restaurants. The chefs made me a fish head for my birthday.
Apr 20, 2024
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Get that whole fish (salmon, rockfish, whatever’s local and cheap) and toss it in the oven with olive oil, salt and pepper, and some lemon slices and fresh herbs shoved in its belly. Looks heckin’ beautiful on a big tray in the middle of the table, is fun to pick and at eat with whatever side dish you want, and is cheap!
Plus leftovers are great to add to stuff like pasta or omelettes.
Apr 7, 2025
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It’s kinda fucked up conceptually and doesn’t even taste that great. But you gotta try it
Apr 28, 2024
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