This morning I stopped to save a turtle trying to cross the road on my way to work. This simple decision set off my descent into lateness. After that, I got stuck behind a tractor, two cyclists, and then hit construction flaggers. I think the euphoria of saving the turtle made me not care so i had no anxiety about being late since it was all part of my holy crusade
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May 6, 2025

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an adventure straight out of a comedy, i love it
May 6, 2025
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@FLOODTHEFLOWERPOT living my three stooges core lifestyle
May 7, 2025
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i am usually always arriving right on time or running a few mins late to commitments, but a timing mishap this morning has led me to arrive extremely early to a work gig… not only do you look like ur on top of things, you get the privilege of not being stressed or in a rush. arrive early! feel LIMITLESS!!
Apr 20, 2024
I was 15 minutes late today and I didn't eat breakfast. so I think it would be cool if that didn't happen to me again  not sure why it was even set for 7:30 if I go in at 8. I think I'm a little stupid (in a cute way not depreciating )
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I’ve historically struggled with getting anywhere on time because it’s hard to get up in the morning, but I’ve recently made the effort to get to work around 30 min before everyone — and while this may not be great for work/life balance — it does set up the day nicely. Feels good to have a little calm before the storm so to speak. Plus it’s a way for me to justify getting coffee on the way in most days
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