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The undisputed star of the Lincoln Park zoo. He does laps around the pool swimming upside down. The seal show announcers said he likes doing tricks the most because he is very food motivated. Fun fact- seals can have a little sugar free jello as a treat to add necessary hydration into their diet!
May 11, 2025
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Look at this one’s chode! They’re so funny man. They all lie on the beach in this giant pile and heave themselves up and down the coastline like these giant tubes of jelly. When they fight they slam their chests against each other and wave their heads so their proboscises flop all over the place. And the entire time they’re ululating. Or maybe not ululating exactly but ululate feels like the right word even though it’s not correct. And the alpha watches over it all. He moves slow, he doesn’t have to move fast. He’s so large the tides pull for him and the sun sets on his great gray belly the last. He’s a genius and a villain, I love him.
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this seal rescue centre has a live stream of their baby seals that they are taking care of before releasing them back into the wild, very relaxing to watch!
Sep 7, 2024
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Shoutout to the men who devote their lives to trapping these adorable little cocksuckers who can’t help but get their necks wrapped in fishing wire. It’s really sweet when they bark in confused anger at first but then are stunned into silence once freed.
Jan 2, 2024
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Not enough love in this world. Chat with strangers! Comment on random ppls ig posts! Ask someone a question about themself! Always be weird if it’s in the pursuit of love and kindness!
Apr 28, 2025
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Makes me go grrrrr >:(
Apr 23, 2025
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hinge this, bumble that… real baddies are banned from all major dating apps and have to find hot people the old fashioned way
Apr 24, 2025