Whenever I see the posts like āhey old people, give your best piece of adviceā and people are giving like, financial advice and cleaning advice and relationship advice and then I come stomping in yelling, āDRESS SLUTTIER, YA GONNA REGRET NOT DRESSING SLUTTIERā
Yeah, thatās my advice. I dressed pretty slutty, but man I wish I had dressed sluttier. More strings and cloth scraps called shirts, more skirts that showed my butty cheekies, more TIGHT FUCKING DRESSES, thatās what I wish I had done. Wish Iād worn my tight red pleather pants more often instead of chickening out. Wish I had worn just ONE string bikini in my early twenties. Just one.
Live ur life, but thatās what I wish I was about. Baddie dreams on a cowardās budget.