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it’s sort of hard to get caught. my boss has no clue that I’m actually just sitting around thinking instead of sitting around and thinking for them.
3d ago
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nobody at your bullshit email job is going to perish if you are away from your computer for fifteen minutes. don’t clock out. get paid to be in the sun. relish in every moment that you have no Slack messages to answer and do something that counteracts the soul-crushing pain of staring at a screen all day. whether you rest your eyes, read a chapter of a book, walk around your block - whatever it is, steal time because your employer probably isn’t paying you well enough to merit staring into the Outlook abyss for eight hours.
Jan 30, 2024
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free yourself from the chains of Big Work by saying you are working when you are doing something far more productive, like reading, stretching, catching up with friends, going for a walk, or taking a little nap. reclaim your time, reclaim your life
Feb 22, 2024
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Even when you’re drowning in work it’s important to take time to ignore your responsibilities and yap and lounge with those around you.
Aug 29, 2024
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haha no i’m just kidding, americas fucked. look at this dorky ass statue i saw the other day.
1d ago
laugh at the yuppy using his palm to pay for overpriced whole foods oat malk while you dump this fat stack of silver on the checkout stand. flex ur rack of Q’s to the frat bro stooping to pick up bottle caps for his epoxy beer die table. stay engaged in the socioeconomic climate as you add indiana, new york, and texas to your United States collector’s map. bored at the restaurant? bloody knuckles. have some string? unlimited parking. know a plumber? great prank. bands, stacks, racks move over we got a handful of quarters and we’re gonna jangle em in your face.
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