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i have 200,000 plays on soundcloud because i made an ambient track when i was 15 and clickbait titled it "sex noises". dozens of comments going "wheres the sex". what a strange impact to have made on the world and i am locked out of the account forever
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you better attach a link
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@ROYALLMONARCH he wants to hear the sex noises
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@ROYALLMONARCH no… I want to hear the ambient music… 👀😳
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@ROYALLMONARCH ambient music Head
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@ROYALLMONARCH unfortunately i can’t because the account also houses a deeply humilitating 15 yr old rap song i made with my best friend at the time. i actually left out the graphic adjective before “sex noises” in this post to prevent that being heard by anyone i moderately respect. just imagine a child gets Bandlab and cycles some champagne chords for 3 minutes with a shit ton of sustain
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that's funny
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Incredible
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this is the best thing i've read today lmao
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@OMNIPRESENT_PHOTON 😅
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lmaooo this is sooooo fucking funny
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