i thought it was kinda funny to give people a completely different name when they ask for mine but i did it to this girl once and the joke went on for too long. when the reveal finally came it wasn’t that funny anymore bc i had been quietly laughing to myself about it like a psycho for days and she was just confused. i would still do it again.
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Like, completely wrong name. How? Not sure. Bursting out laughing from the hilarity of getting my own name wrong didn't help either. I think it's why we're not close to this day 😭
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you‘re at your dumb job and a customer asks your name totally out of nowhere - kinda creepy but whatever. you answer and they mishear you. you are now forever ”carlo” to them and you roll with it. delivery guy asks you to sign for some random box, suddenly you are now “vincent” - nobody knows better, nobody gets hurt, you keep a little bit of privacy. lying? nah, it’s just creating boundaries in the form of a disguise
Feb 4, 2024
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back in school i used to help or hinder my teachers based purely on their first impression when they did the first registration call.
they'd get to about the middle of the list and just pause. and i knew. i knew it was me.
if good vibes - i'd raise my hand and put them out of their misery
if bad vibes - nothing about my expression would betray my position even in the slightest. you would think i was under the impression that i have the most straighforward, easily pronouncable name in existence. and then i would make them guess. guess until they got somewhere close enough for me to go "oh, i think thats me?"
good times
Apr 16, 2024
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i love The Great so so so much, each season is so crazy in such a good way. Marie Antoinette is also a fun feel good film and it’s normally free on youtube movies :p
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my favorite rom-com evr. a fun grounded romance with a beautiful fall NY scenery. also meg ryan ♥︎
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we used to watch this one all the time or a strawberry shortcake cd that smelled like strawberries. also despicable me… :,)
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