you‘re at your dumb job and a customer asks your name totally out of nowhere - kinda creepy but whatever. you answer and they mishear you. you are now forever ”carlo” to them and you roll with it. delivery guy asks you to sign for some random box, suddenly you are now “vincent” - nobody knows better, nobody gets hurt, you keep a little bit of privacy. lying? nah, it’s just creating boundaries in the form of a disguise
Feb 4, 2024

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i thought it was kinda funny to give people a completely different name when they ask for mine but i did it to this girl once and the joke went on for too long. when the reveal finally came it wasn’t that funny anymore bc i had been quietly laughing to myself about it like a psycho for days and she was just confused. i would still do it again.
May 19, 2025
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I have come to really appreciate my name. it’s not terribly hard but not super familiar in the u.s. I work in food service. I was sort of recently given a short nickname that stuck. I don’t mind it, first nickname that ppl actually use. Now I offer it to customers if they ask my name. Idk why it feels vulnerable to give ppl my real name. I feel like I’m protecting a part of myself from strangers by offering the nickname. unnecessary but I am growing fond of it. Now my name feels more intimate. To be used by ppl who know me. By ppl I trust. <3
Jun 27, 2025
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the lore isn't that deep buuuuuuut reading everyone's responses reminded me that, around the time i was 25, i read something about trolls and online communities, and how the best spaces are the ones where people feel accountable to each other. i think anonymity plays a big influence in that, so i use my real name online because i want to normalize doing so, and also because i want to reduce the distinctions between online eth and irl eth. what you see is what you get
Apr 4, 2024

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