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And nobody is home so you cant just uber home for your backup key so you call a locksmith but his payment app isn't working so have to go with the locksmith to your bank to withdraw the money to pay him in cash because no normal ATM nearby will let you withdraw that amount at once.
I do really like those blood pressure cuff things they use to open your door, though.
May 28, 2025
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I know that nothing works better than an old fashioned key and I have to admit I kind of hate trying to operate the ridiculous spaceships that are new automobiles but I would love to live in a world where I could just slap my front door to make it open. even more ideally I would love a microchip in my hand that just unlocked things. yes I’m already imagining the dystopian situation where my hand is denied access to my apartment or car or whatever but… what if that didn’t ever happen and it was just easy to open things
Mar 27, 2024
With two of the same key because I can’t figure out what to do with the extra my landlord gave me and I’m scared of someone finding it if I do a hide-a-key type thing. In other news I literally left my key in my front door all day today after coming back from taking Benny on a walk 🤡
Nov 6, 2024
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Phone (low power mode)
Keys (car is totaled so only house key)
Wallet (no cash except some Colombian pesos)
Walking to the cafe like literally anything could happen (there’s a double rainbow in the sky)
Jun 19, 2024
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Everybody meet Tomato! (government name: Chloe) She is a very very shy but sweet little lady who is one year old. I already feel like we're kindred spirits because we both take a while to warm to people. She is currently sitting comfortably with the dust bunnies under my bed.
6d ago
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I have a pinky ring and a silk suit
May 26, 2025
I love this big red guy. Completely naked except for shoes, great nails, amazing name.
Jun 7, 2025