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Forget everything you’ve heard about Tubi. I need you to be open minded right now - trust me! Pretend I’m holding your hand delicately across a table and looking into your eyes with a silent plea or something like that. Is Tubi a good streaming platform? Well, an argument could surely be made that it is not. Does it have frequent ads? It sure does (it’s free). Is it the ideal streaming experience? It is not, but, dear reader (I’ve always wanted to say that but I’ve never had a dear reader for it!) it is the best LIFE experience. There is a world of possibilities on Tubi. There are SEVERAL horror movies surrounding leprechauns. There is a sci-fi collection called Bimbo Movie Bash. There is a comedy special called A Conservative Unleashed. Other movies include Christmas Twister, Horrors of Spider Island, Auntie Lee’s Meat Pies, and I Married a Centerfold. I KNOW!!! Run, don’t walk! Explore the dark twisted bowels of Tubi! Maybe take an edible first if that’s your sort of thing.
Jan 18, 2022
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where else can you watch almost every dario argento movie, showgirls (1995), gerald kargl’s notoriously banned thriller ANGST, and a channel exclusive called Titanic 666? all for FREE?? the ads are annoying but look at all these other streamers making you sit through 7 ads for a paid service! god bless tubi. go watch the bird with the crystal plumage on there.
Jan 20, 2025
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tired of seeing TUBI slander. past few months I have been loving TUBIs selection of cult and older films. Truly one of the best streaming services for movie lovers and for free (with ads i know).
CAN WE PLEASE END THE TUBI STIGMA.
bonus: Pluto is pretty good too.
Don’t knock it till you try it.
Feb 17, 2025
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As a Gen X-model human, I love watching old garbage movies from the haziest corners of the pop-cult periphery: ‘70s grindhouse slashers, apocalyptic ‘80s sci-fi, politically incorrect legal thrillers from the ‘90s and ‘00s where Michael Douglas is a bougie, cutthroat executive (and also somehow the victim). Tubi has them all, free (with commercials obv), for your low-stakes, ambient viewing pleasure. Beyond its immense cheeseball catalog, the UX is sturdier and more functional than most of the top-tier, paid-streaming apps. It has never been so easy to just throw something on.
Mar 19, 2024
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I recently got very into the Advanced Style Aesthetic and wanted more than anything to embody the style of an eccentric old woman. Through extensive personal research I have discovered that you can get loads of gaudy old-lady costume jewelry for cheap by searching “costume jewelry lot” on eBay, and you’ll find the best stuff if you add “grandmother’s” or “estate” as well. As I’m writing this, I have on two chunky beaded necklaces, a pair of fake gold statement earrings, and a cameo ring. I feel like the most fabulous girl on a cruise ship!
Jan 18, 2022
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A girl like me simply does not wear pants. I have tried and tried and tried but there’s just something about my legs being covered that makes me feel uncomfortable! Wearing miniskirts all year long is a STATEMENT and very 60s and will improve your love life because guys will always come up to you wherever you are and be like “aren’t you cold?” which is the most sexual question of all time. This has been the first thing said to me by many soon-to-be suitors. After years of not wearing pants, my legs are hardly capable of feeling the cold anymore, but there are a few ways to make it more comfortable. A pair of knee-length boots are essential for the winter - get yourself a good pair of black leather ones (like Vagabond) you can wear pretty much every day, and a costumey white gogo boot if you want to have some extra fun. Tights help, too: whichever black pair you last picked up for $7 at the drugstore, a fleece-lined pair for especially cold days, and a couple different brightly colored pairs for days when you’re feeling like Twiggy. Keep some white thigh-high socks around too - I buy mine from Amazon and they never fall down on me! Enjoy your leg-flaunting and all of your new lovers…
Jan 18, 2022
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HAND TO GOD, this is my holy grail stuck-on-a-desert-island-with-a-hottie-i’m-trying-to-seduce beauty product, and it’s like five dollars! It’s a long wearing lip stain - and LISTEN to me, because I know every product has that claim nowadays!!! I will not allege that one application lasts me a full day, but I’m sure it would on someone who eats and drinks and touches their mouth and kisses strangers a lot less. WHO WANTS TO LIVE LIKE THAT! What I will say about its staying power is that it fades away gorgeously - it won’t crumble off like a chalky liquid formula or rub off on a lover’s collar like a traditional lipstick. Apply this stain, let it set for a minute, add a lipstick/balm/liner/gloss on top if you’d like, and go out and liveee! You’ll probably only have to reapply once or twice the whole day. Perfect for girls like me who always want to be Spotted in a red lip but aren’t responsible enough to keep up with one all the time. The two shades I use the most are called ‘socialite’ and ‘femme fatale,’ appropriate as those are what I also state as my job title to first dates!
Jan 18, 2022