🦭
Look at this one’s chode! They’re so funny man. They all lie on the beach in this giant pile and heave themselves up and down the coastline like these giant tubes of jelly. When they fight they slam their chests against each other and wave their heads so their proboscises flop all over the place. And the entire time they’re ululating. Or maybe not ululating exactly but ululate feels like the right word even though it’s not correct. And the alpha watches over it all. He moves slow, he doesn’t have to move fast. He’s so large the tides pull for him and the sun sets on his great gray belly the last. He’s a genius and a villain, I love him.
4d ago
Related Recs
The undisputed star of the Lincoln Park zoo. He does laps around the pool swimming upside down. The seal show announcers said he likes doing tricks the most because he is very food motivated. Fun fact- seals can have a little sugar free jello as a treat to add necessary hydration into their diet!
May 11, 2025
Sep 12, 2024
Top Recs from @steelyfan1998
⭐
sometimes you just need to read some real shit straight from the realest person you know .
Feb 24, 2025
Mar 4, 2025
🌞
I LOVE DAYLIGHT SAVINGS I LOVE THE LIGHT I LOVE GOING FOR A HIKE AFTER WORK AND HOW WATER LOOKS IN THE WARM DUSK THANK YOU DAYLIGHT SAVINGS----- I HAPPILY SACRIFICE AN HOUR OF SLEEP COME THIS TIME OF THE YEAR WAKING TO THE SUNSHINE JABBING ME EYE----- IF YOU DON'T FUCK WITH DAYLIGHT SAVINGS UNFOLLOW ME I DONT FUCK WITH YOU----- THE GREATEST BETRAYAL OF MY ADULT LIFE WAS WHEN THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA VOTED FOR PERMANENT DAY LIGHT SAVINGS ALL THE TIME AND THE COWARDS THAT RUN THIS PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A STATE FAILED TO IMPLEMENT ETERNAL SUMMER
Mar 4, 2025