$22 Slab of Kristapsons smoked salmon (you’re lucky I love you), jammy egg on a bed of sour cream and the Trader Joe’s chili oil I smuggled into Canada. EVOO, Rosemary & caramelized onion Focaccia (dipped in even more oil stupid) GREENS of radicchio, cucumber, shredded beets and green grapes. Salted with some rice vinegar. Date syrup for sweetness. Paired with 3-4 glasses of Organic Chardonnay. Okay. 5. Bite me.
Then I ran to work and the real rec is to QUIT YOUR JOBS!!!! Fuck the corporate world. Do not ever take orders. Do not ever have a rehearsal dinner and fuck a wedding photographer!!!! Be impromptu. Call that neighbor a raggedy slut. Spit on your hand and lick it back off. Be a Free Bird. For me. Be as free as spending an embarrassing amount of money on dinner for 1. Be as free as not quitting your job today even though you really, really, really felt like it.