i have a Note called “i think, therefore i am” where i write down all the thoughts i have that i want to document for whatever reason. and they are honestly really funny. (i think they’re funny at least)
here are some of my favorites
-*doing math*
“i blew a negative!!”
the guy named a negative: 😏
-i am fueled by delusion, spite, and crosswords
-eye contact is actually the worst thing ever
-“you okay? you look deep in thought”
“oh no. quite the opposite”
-“i was- i was gonna have thoughts-“
-when your first crush hits you so hard you find religion
-buttocks!!!
-catching feelings? nah ur gonna catch these hands
-who, what, when, where, why THE FUCK
-“i have thoughts sometimes INSTAGRAM WHY DO YOU LET ME NAME A LINK BUT DONT SHOW IT ON THE PROFILE wait how long can i make this ok im trying to add the bee movie script but its not working oh there is a limit-“
-i <3 eye contact
-*i drew Honse on my paper*
my teacher: i like your dog
me: it’s a horse… :(
-friend that is a girl: i think im lesbian. i don’t think i like men
me (girl): you have no reason to *turns to friend that is a boy* no offense-
friend that is a boy: heh-
