he has a steering wheel coming out of his crotch the bartender says: "there's a steering wheel coming out of your crotch!" pirate: "argh! I know. It's driving me nuts!" -- (This is the only joke I know.)

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i love sharing jokes with strangers. most jokes people have known since they were kids - heard one they shouldn’t have from dad or maybe a good knock knock at school. jokes are a silly way to get to know someone. learn some jokes - here’s one: what’s the difference between a greyhound bus station and a lobster with big boobs? one’s a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean
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It’s about a crab and a rice cake and it takes 8 minutes to tell it. By the time it’s over they are too distracted by the joke to think about how awkward I was/am
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