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🥤The “healthy sodas” ie poppi, culture pop, olipop. It literally has never occurred to me “you know what would make this soda even better?? If it could make me shit. Yeahhhhh that’s it..” you’re asking too much from soda to also regulate your gut microbiome. Either eat some yogurt or take a supplement. Health and wellness has become so heavily commodified and advertised as the next big status symbol in recent years since the pandemic and looming recession. In a time where groceries are at an all time high and even pantry-staple foods are skyrocketing in price like dairy, eggs, and grains, access to quality foods are the latest form of status symbols taking the place of luxury goods and services (see Erewon $20 smoothies and $50 gallons of milk) These sodas are just another way to pander to the health for the sake of aesthetic and for these companies try to sell you on a novel leading health trend the “gut microbiome”. IMO these sodas are bullshit (And plz don’t get me started on the dystopian poppi vending machines PR stunt from a few months ago 😤) 🎤 Tate McCraye. Also Benson Boone for the same reasons but I won’t elaborate.  💰 The $5,000 per child stipend the gov wants to give to new parents in an effort to increase birth rates in America   🐶 Dogs. Sorry not a dog person. I’m really tired of seeing dogs EVERYWHERE. Every restaurant, cafe, grocery store, and group fitness class. I’m seeing dogs places dogs really shouldn’t be. Please leave the dogs at home or at the very least leave them outside.  🍃 Those aesthetic seasoning jars every influencer has in their kitchen. Unfortunately my sister has fallen for this propaganda and we have these jars in our kitchen but I fucking hate them. They’re always falling and I miss the feeling of shaking the seasoning out to my hearts content. 
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the people discussing gut microbiomes couldn’t even tell you what goes on in the stomach and what “gut health“ actually is! same idea with people who “are balancing their hormones” like tell me 3 hormones and what they do.
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Wait but what if normal soda hurts my tummy and sometimes I want a soda treat so I get an ollipop😐
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yep times are whack. america is so twisted up rn from poop soda to shit politics to latest stage capitalism and wealth disparity. and thanks for being the one to hate on dogs I think a lot of us are thinking it but no one wants to address it.. someone brought their whiny husky to work on monday and we were having a very serious meeting about the ice raids in our city. completely inappropriate
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hit after hit u are so right and u should say it!
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gut microbiome is liberal propaganda funded by diet culture
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Cat people rise up.. why is a dog at the bar off leash? crazy entitlement
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5/5 straight spitting. probiotic soda gives protein pancakes STOP MAKING MY FOOD DO WHAT IT ISNT SUPPOSED TO!!!!! I have lived with dogs my whole life and I am fucking sick of them!!! The chores are unbearable and they are so damn expensive…. We were never a household that begged for dogs our parents just kept bringing them home.. Have never had less than two in the house. Minimalist white people interior decor grates on me endlessly why do the spice bottles need to look so uniform they’re spice bottles..?!!? Never heard anything abt the pop stars of my own will it’s crazy that you just can’t escape that bs.. like get these damn Clairo videos off my feed I keep “not interesting” them No comment on the breeder garbage tbh I hate kids
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I agree with Benson Boone. HE HIMSELF is actual propaganda for Mormonism. Temu Harry Styles
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what the fuck is up with these dumb dogs and sodas making poopies everywhere
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i completely agree about the healthy soda. i keep giving them a chance hoping one will finally taste good and they are either horrible or mediocre. AND they are still sodas so yeah not really good for you any way you spin it. i’m more of a dr pepper guy bc dr pepper doesn’t lie about itself and it tastes amazing
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@FLOODTHEFLOWERPOT dr. pepper is good for you bc it’s good for your soul, the various poop sodas are spiritually evil
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olipop is literally in a lawsuit rn for misleading propaganda lol
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i agree with all of these but the dogs, i love dogs, but i can see where you’re coming from. the soda thing tho YES and also the fact that it tastes.. not good?? like this tastes like shit and it’s basically a laxative. who tf is on board with that?? the recreation flavors of classic sodas too just pisses me off no one wants your diet dr. healthy
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crazy that you’re always right
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@ARTIFICIALINTROVERT heavy is the head that wears the crown 😔
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I BEEN SAYING THIS ABOUT THE SODAS!!! Why would I want my soda to be a probiotic? if I wanted a probiotic I would eat yogurt. Life is about balance. Eat a normal brownie instead of a protein bar flavored like a brownie.
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i have slight boone beef for a multitude of reasons. but the whole flip discourse is so funny bc he’s never seen doing a BACKFLIP 😭 he does everything besides a back tuck
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@KAYWEE why is he always mid-air?? please have several seats Mr. boone. Just thinking about him makes me dizzy 🫨
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5/5 agree with you completely
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Agree strongly with probiotic sodas. What happened to good old fashioned kombucha? Are people scared of sour things now
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Why dont you think the government should give $5000 for new childre?
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@RBOY4962 it would be one thing if it was like other countries where it is a part of holistic support for all parents/ children of all ages - which is much needed in the US, but under trump it’s not an expansive program and is fueled by pro-natalist ideology and being paired with things like an award for having a certain # of children which is a white supremacist policy borrowed from nazi germany - brief article on this: https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2025/04/trump-motherhood-medal-pronatalist-nazi/
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@RBOY4962 I feel the stipend is addressing the problem but not the cause. There are so many reasons people do not want to bring children into this country. A few being access to affordable healthcare, gun attacks in schools at an all time high, literacy rates declining and lack of proper education, government slashing funding for public spaces and programs targeted for child development and engagement, unlivable minimum wages, inflation, and so on. I feel the gov is just throwing money at the problem and seeing who bites. It’s not coming from a genuine place of concern for future generations of children and their wellbeing. $5,000 won’t even cover the cost of giving birth in a US hospital. That amount is pennies when you’re talking about how much it cost to raise a child in this country. Once they address those issues then maybe they might actually see an increase in birth rates in the US but until then ppl are opting out of parenthood all together.
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@PICKLEJOHN I understand your points completely but other countries with free healthcare are often facing the same birth problems. People have also always given birth even in poor circumstances, for instance the poorest countries in earth are growing the fastest. I think providing $5000 per baby is a good way to try to reduce child mortality and help the family pay for some childcare, not because it will encourage goving birth.
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As my cousin Ronnie would jokingly say at family reunions, I’m on the seafood diet—I see food, I eat it!! I have historically had a problem with overeating snacks and if I buy chips it’s really easy for me to eat them all in one sitting. I embrace an ingredients household mindset and try to only buy whole foods based snacks like cheese, nuts, etc that are so boring and wholesome they’re kind of hard to eat too much of them. Demonic food scientists and executives at corporate conglomerate food manufacturers, many of whom worked at cigarette companies in the past, have engineered hyper processed foods to be optimally addictive. I replace the chips I used to be addicted to with alternative snacks that use better ingredients and typically come in much smaller bags—I have yet to find my methadone for my drug of choice, HOT CHEETOS because I’m OPPRESSED and the bougie snack industry evidently doesn’t care about MY NEEDS—and I portion them out into bowls when I eat them then put the bag away. If you have some kind of an Uber Eats/Doordash problem then delete those apps because it’s too easy to just summon whatever you want whenever you want, on a whim. Make it so if you want to get food you have to go out and work for it. Add friction to counterbalance your impulsive nature! And when you eat, eat mindfully and slowly. Also if you’re regularly craving certain foods I hear that it can have something to do with nutritional imbalance so be mindful of that…
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I think some lifestyles choices are very unnecessarily politicized right now because bad actors have captured the entirety of the discourse surrounding them for their own rhetorical purposes and twisted them to fit their biases. I’ve actually been attacked recently and accused of being an alt-right nutjob by someone who knows the way I eat which saddens me! It’s also difficult to talk about your own dietary choices sometimes without making people feel personally attacked so when I say this keep in mind it’s just what works for me ❤️ I avoid seed oils as much as possible and choose to use butter, olive oil, coconut oil, or avocado oil instead (if you would like to hear a coherent, logical, data-driven argument for this check out this video). I don’t eat a lot of chicken and rarely if ever eat pork; if I eat them it’s usually pasture-raised chicken and forage-fed heritage pork from the farmers market because the meat is higher quality due to their diet and better animal welfare standards. Same with eggs; I would never buy eggs at the store when I can get the best quality eggs I can buy for like $6 a dozen from my favorite friendly farmers. I eat fresh produce in season but I honestly love organic frozen vegetables because they’re cheaper and easier to manage. I eat a lot of grass-fed beef and grass-fed New Zealand butter. I go through wedges of aged parmesan absurdly quickly. I love organic pasta imported from Italy and try to buy organic for almost everything. Lots of black espresso. fresh bread from my neighborhood bakery and dessert about once a week. I don’t like to carelessly or mindlessly eat sugar; if I’m going to do it I want it to be a real treat! Love carbs. If I buy processed food I prefer that it has a short ingredient list and you could say I live in an ‘ingredients household.’ I don’t eat until I’m hungry (usually somewhere from noon to 2:00 pm) at which point I’ll eat a snack with protein and fat. I eat one big meal at the end of the day. I’ve tried a lot of different dietary lifestyles. I was a vegetarian for about a decade and a vegan for a good portion of that time. I ate keto and fasted regularly. I didn’t eat any sugar for a couple of years. I’ve incorporated elements from all of these and found a way of eating that I enjoy! I feel good in my body and I’m never stressed about what I’m going to eat. Food is a joyful thing for me and my dream is for better nutritional education and the ability to buy healthy foods (whatever that looks like to them) to be accessible to everyone 🙏
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and i’m not talking about amateur stuff like annie’s bunny fruit snacks. i’m talking red 40. blue 1. anything neon. because life is too short, and the dopamine release isn’t comparable. i‘ll include a cheat sheet below for those of you who want help: fast foods ❌ soda ❌ foods with added salt i.e. potato chips, etc ❌ refined carbohydrates ❌ highly processed meats ❌ nerds gummy clusters ✅ gushers ✅ trolli anything ✅ sweettarts ropes✅ swedish fish ✅
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I just going to cut to the chase, I can’t stand the Beatles hate. I understand everyone has their opinions and is entitled to like what they like, but in our year 2025 people still like to debate the validity of the fours musical and cultural importance by saying “they’re overrated”. Excuse me!? I dare you to name an artist or group of the last 50 years and tell me that person was not somewhat influenced by the Beatles in some capacity… quickly! They are your favorite artists’s favorite artists. From Michael Jackson to Nirvana, even Beyoncé included a cover of ‘Blackbird’ on her latest Cowboy Carter release. Every artist, every genre, every decade, it all leads back to the Beatles.  It’s one thing if you don’t like the Beatles, maybe they aren’t your thing sure I’ll give you that. But to say they’re “basic” or don’t deserve hype is just plain wrong. At the very least I feel as though everyone should respect the Beatles and their contributions to music and pop culture, because without them, the larger cultural zeitgeist in which we know it to be today would not exist -this isn’t even an exaggeration. For one, Beatlemania was one of the first cultural examples of “stan culture” no doubt and shaped the way audiences today engage in fandoms. The band are also regarded for their innovative song writing structure and studio recording techniques. Imploring string quartets, tape loops, and experimenting with guitar distortions added new sounds to pop music and challenged the clean, tight, bubble gum sounds found in pop radio at the time— sounds they helped to popularize. In an age where every part of a song can be made and manipulated using a computer program, the boys were in the studio COOKING using objects, instruments, and just about anything else they can get their hands on to create marvel sonic arrangements never heard before. Constantly pushing barriers and evolving in style and sound, the Fab Four gave the world new music to behold with every release. Pop, rock, metal, psychedelic, folk, alternative, and more can all be found inside the works of the Beatles. Few acts have stood the test of time, and even fewer boast an abundantly rich catalogue of prolific source material that’s been studied so intensely and adored by generations upon generations of music fans. Their work is still continually shaping the soundscape of modern music and leaving an undeniable mark on the cultural fabric music and the world.  I can go on and on and on but I will just say this, the Beatles are very important to pop music and culture as a whole. And if you stuck around to read all this I can only assume that you agree with me. And if you’re still unsure about the Beatles, I compiled a playlist on Apple Music of 20 of my personal favorite songs. Give it a listen and please share your thoughts on the four lads from Liverpool (good or bad) I would love to hear what others think. But thank you for letting me get this off my chest. Peace and love ✌🏽 https://music.apple.com/us/playlist/fab-four/pl.u-b3b88LeuPEPx9X
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👖 Jorts. The more Adam Sandler the better.  🧘‍♀️Pilates. I’ve tried it. Great workout and really kicked my ass. I’m feeling pain in places I didn’t even know I had muscles in.  💿Vinyl collecting/ collecting any form of physical media. Vinyl collecting has had such a profound uptick in the last few years and for good reason. In an age being dubbed the “own nothing and be happy” generation, it’s nice to possess something that is tactile and a physical representation of a medium that brings you immense joy. Vinyl, cds, tapes, comic books, magazines, et al. Our collections are physical representations of our interests and personal tastes. I don’t think this is just a trend. The act of purchasing physical media has died out in recent years but is having a small resurgence led by enthusiasts and those going against the current streaming and pay-to-play culture. People now more than ever are itching to “feel” something and bring their favorite media into the real world and outside the various “digital libraries” across multiple apps taking up our limited precious memory storage. It’s reclaiming ownership of your interest and not just being a passive enjoyer through a paywall. There is something to be said about having your favorite things in your possession  and having the ability to enjoy them for a lifetime, over and over again.  💍 Toe rings. This might just be me but I’m letting the dogs out this summer and I will be adorning them with cute accessories too. Bonus points for pairing them with anklets and a cute pedicure. 
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Just wrapped up this hilarious little gem on HBO Max. It’s only two seasons which is a bummer but I’m already itching for a re watch. It’s funny, witty, musical, set in New York City, and not to mention the songs are not only genuinely hilarious but also pay loving homage to the artist/genres they are parodying. There’s references to David Bowie, Pet Shop Boys, Prince, and much more. Like you can tell they put a lot of effort and care into creating these silly songs, that you will no doubt find yourself bopping and singing along too un ironically. Give it a watch I’m sure you’ll be thoroughly entertained.
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