i was having this conversation with one of my roommates the other night. i would genuinely rather die before giving up sauce. and if you’re someone who would choose kissing over sauce…how does it feel to be absolutely insane? how can one give up one of life’s greatest delights: moist flavor?

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As a simultaneous sauce lover and lover girl....im absolutely devastated to have to pick. Its literally a lose-lose situation. and even tho its hypothetical...my feelings are still deeply hurt 😭
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it would be a sad world without sauce indeed…
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I think there’s a case to be made that kissing is also a source of moist flavor
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@ROYALLMONARCH ok sure yeah, i had the same thought - but its moist flavor is NOTHING compared to that of sauces. never would i get as much delight and satisfaction out of the taste of a kiss as i would from a good sauce.
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I would rather give up sauce than an act of affection and human connection. Kissing will always rank over sitting alone with a packet of hot mustard.
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I’d rather die than give up kissing. swapping spit is the only sauce I need

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