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WHYYYYY WHY WHYYYYY WHY WHY…… the devil is real and it’s the wooden corner of the fucking dining table
1d ago
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Last night I was kept awake at 1:30am by an incessant scratching and biting sound coming from my ceiling. At first I thought it might be pounding rain, but it was gnawing in one spot for too long. I then noticed a bright orange light start flickering within my fire alarm. I located the sound, and considered running for the broom to knock on the ceiling and scare it away, instead deciding to let it do whatever. I half expected a possum to fly down onto my belly. Maybe a top secret spy possum who would carve a perfect circle into the ceiling and rappel into my bedroom. Anyway, it sounded huge. I have opted for telling nobody anything (my roommates, landlord) and keeping the creature my own secret.
Apr 9, 2025
Today at work, someone was training to fall of the roof, a stunt at the end of all of our cowboy shows. When he fell I saw this dark spot on his neck, with itty bity legs too! I thought i‘d be the hero and snatch it off his neck, so i yelled, “yo hold up you got a tick on your neck“ and i pushed his head out of the way, yanking at the “tick”. It was IN THERE, so i just kept pulling on it, but everyone else around was like, “wait that’s a mole…” and the guy said “im just jewish it’s okay”
Jun 7, 2025
It’s not the same anymore. We got into so much trouble, and yet didn’t get caught. Once I chipped his tooth and he said he ran into a pole so I wouldn’t get into trouble. I don’t think our parents believed him, but they respected his answer.
Apr 21, 2024
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make up imaginary travel scenarios, do errands with them, buy their favourite drink or get something from their favourite place, laugh as hard as you can with them, share your water, share your drink—your sandwich, your chips, your food. record dumb, stupid videos you won’t even post but will laugh before you head to bed, write letters, make zines about inside jokes, expand your creativity in the name of cherishing your friends!!!
1d ago
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it’s not supposed to be a recent thing but recently ive practiced my free will and realized that doing this is way easier than throwing my clothes onto my bed
5d ago
the coming of age I yearn for. I rewatched it the week before I graduated high school and it just feels so surreal and oh! Today marks exactly two years since I did graduated high school so… not the best time of my life but my god I miss my friends and the feeling of not being so responsible as much
6d ago