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Harmless . Unintentional. I just had it in my hand and forgot it was there. Ft. @CALL911
Jun 16, 2025
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just stabbed under my nail with a safety pin on freaking accident u guys . first thing out of my mouth was bro bro okay not the chillest thing that ever happened to me
Feb 15, 2025
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Last winter, I came home from a trip and was carrying a big duffel bag down the street. A guy walking the other way bumped into me and dropped a plastic bag, shattering something inside. It looked like a bottle of liquor and he said he just bought it. We argued for a second and he wanted me to go buy him another $40 bottle. I was exhausted from traveling all day so I just gave him $20 and walked away.
This morning, I was crossing the street and a guy bumped into me and dropped a bag and glass shattered inside. I looked back and waved sorry and kept walking. He yelled, so I turned back and realized it was the same mf! I laughed and argued with him before finally telling him to GTFO.
I googled his schtick to see if it's a common thing and realized it must be a version of a scam called Pèngcí. I'm kind of impressed because it takes some skill to pull off the actual bump, but navigating the argument afterwards also requires a delicate balance of outrage and "hey man, let's make peace" convincing and negotiation. Scammers are dedicated to the craft.
So since I've lived out a version of "fool me once...," now you all know what the deal is when someone bumps into you and you're 85% sure it wasn't your fault. It's probably an artist at work.
Nov 25, 2024
it was a sunny Friday night. we had hun. we were bantering. had i known i would have brought seven stitches as a souvenir? no.
Jun 1, 2025
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Jun 10, 2025
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how fun would it be to scroll through stations and talk to people.
Jun 14, 2025
pay is still shyte but at least you’re outdoors and maybe you’ll be as lucky as me and work with baby sheep😭🙏
Jun 18, 2025