Specifically Pauly Shore's version. Takes me back to one of the lowest points of poverty of my life in Kentucky. But a friend of the family gave us a VHS with 3 goofy movies we could watch. Son-In-Law bring the first and most seen.
Iām talkin about the classics. I love that spine chilling outlaw shit with lyrics about scary ghost cowboys, sleeping in a boxcar on a moving train, prison blues, repenting for your sins, and being heartbroken. From albums like The Louvin Brothersā āSatan Is Realā (1959), to Johnny Cash's āLive At Folsom Prisonā (1968), to Bruce Springsteenās āNebraskaā (1982), I canāt get enough!
But there was a guy at a factory job I had who kept quiet. He'd sit with use loud folk and didn't say much for 2 years. We brought up flat earth, big foot, and the like. He chimed in finally "Only one I believe is that superior procreation is achieved via anal"
That's not an exact quote... But yeah we had him explain more. That stronger and more intelligent humans are conceived in a way the government and clergy are against. Because the normal way makes more compliant citizens.
We were wilding at how serious he was.
The barbarians that sacked Rome... Butt babies.
I didn't go into biology with him. I left the job shortly after. Not cuz of this.
I'm not a conventionally handsome or even good looking guy. lol I can admit it I'm comfortable being me. Mostly cuz years ago a well dressed older pretty lady with a thick Tennesse accent said "Boy, the girls that know are gonna eat you up."
That Appalachian witch cursed me with the best of luck that day.
