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SILLY THOUGHTS PART 2

being silly goofy is fun :) -tres leches? you mean milk cubed? -i sometimes think, therefore i sometimes am, but sometimes i am’t” -“what’s your type?”  “anyone that can match the energy of a bbno$ music video” -but in all seriousness, my type is very nerdy, kind of autistic, kind of gay men, and any woman ever -“i’m gonna lock in!” *immediately goes on instagram*   -“this is so cute! i look adorable! i look like a fucking idiot-“ -ooh existential crisis. not fun. -getting called ‘pumpkin’ by a black woman 🥺 -“i know a lot about sex-“  “i know it’s not from personal experience” “hey-“ -“i’m seeing someone!” “as in dating, hallucinations, or a therapist?” “yes!” -today in english, we learn how bad of a writer i am -“im flirting with you.” “why-“

@jill_m56

May 22, 2025

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Getting over a crush

Went to a concert with her and it was cool and she’s great but idk, doesnt feel like the crush is reciprocated and that’s ok! She was a good friend first anyway. Plus saw hinge and bumble on her phone when she tried to show me something so hint taken haha. Obviously im just trying to convince myself im truly over her this time but I’d be surprised if im officially over it (my sister makes fun of how i go back to this friend once a week). Or maybe i’ll use this to hold myself accountable! Ryan Beatty was good though! Wish he did Powerslide studio version, stripped down was too slow. Time to prep/sob at mitski’s next week (3/28)!

@gab

Mar 16, 2024

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God this is A terrible story

I was very unapproachable and emitted a foul hostile energy that repelled any boys with good sense in high school who may have otherwise been attracted to me. But there was one boy, S., who really liked me (my mother told me recently: ‘I could tell that boy had no self-respect for dating you‘ LOL and she’s so right). I loathed him and found him to be so profoundly irritating and utterly lacking in refinement or taste but he tried his best to win me over by constantly assaulting me with his boisterous and animated presence. Unfortunately, I was on the court for my cousin’s quinceanera and needed a date, so I finally bit, having no other options and needing to RSVP several months in advance of the date of the event with the name of my ‘escort.’ We started dating before then because why not. My friends threw a surprise birthday party for me at my neighborhood park and after singing happy birthday to me, they all started chanting at me in unison to kiss S., so we went behind a tree for privacy and complied. All I really remember is that his mouth tasted like a burger exactly like the Wet Hot American Summer quote. This lanky string bean of a young man legitimately only ate pizza and hamburgers and only drank Dr. Pepper (I recently heard that he had come down with gout and I can see why). He had a giant collection of dirty Converse shoes, which he kept in a pile and wore to the exclusion of all other footwear, and he called them Chucks. He would write me love letters and I would correct the grammar and syntax in red pen and return them to him. He would talk about the children we were going to have someday and tell me that the song “Maybe I'm Amazed” by Paul McCartney made him think of me; I would tell him that I don’t think teenagers can experience real love. I convinced him to grow a beard to hide his off-putting pointy chin that made him look exactly like the tragedy and comedy masks ‘because it just looks so much better’ which he has not shaved since. 🎭 He ended up having an emotional affair with a pizza delivery girl from Oregon who was probably a catfish on the forums for the television show Psych (which he was obsessed with), which hurt my ego more than anything. After the breakup I burned all of the drawings and handmade gifts he had given me in a barbecue grill. I hope he’s found a sweet simpleton who treats him well and gives him what he needs. That’s the story of my evil past and the boy who gave me my first kiss.

@taterhole

Oct 16, 2024

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BAKING!!

i friking love baking so damn much

@jill_m56

Jun 6, 2025

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BLUE VELVET

this movie is so insane. i love it throughout the first like 3/4 of the movie, i was just so confused and repulsed by wtf i was watching. yet i was mesmerized and now that i’ve finished it, i can only say how amazing it is. i really enjoyed it. it’s so strange and bizarre but such a good story.

@jill_m56

Jun 11, 2025

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SPAGHETTI IN A BAG

and we just fisted it into the bag. like flipped the bag inside out and just grabbed the spaghetti from the serving dish.

@jill_m56

Jun 22, 2025