Been in two motorcycle accidents, fallen down a two-story tall stairway, nearly bucked off a horse, and pulled the fuck out of both ankles. Still fissure free.
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Girl. They need to wrap you up in bubble wrap
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@MARIAMARIA No need. I’m too powerful
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Me neither!!! Knockin’ on wood constantly
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@MOSSYELFIE don’t knock too hard. might get a hairline fracture
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1. My biggest is a scar from collar bone surgery after it broke into three pieces on a bike ride in the college. I still have the metal plate holding it together 2. Two on my achilles tendons because I walked on my toes for my entire childhood, so they needed to be surgically lengthened when I was nine. 3. Several on my face from when I was hit by a car while on a bike ride. 4. One on my outer wrist from riding too closely past a branch while on a 100 mile bike ride And I have several more from either crashing my bike or being clumsy. I don't do bike racing anymore lol.
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