I’m on some tradwife shit. It’s so easy. All you need is almond butter, honey, water, and a blender. Cinnamon if you’re feeling crazy. Blend everything and strain it through a “nut mylk bag” (terrible name but you can find them on amazon).Â
This machine is an actual life changer. Buying milk feels insane and ancient. Humiliating and probably shouldn’t be said but I now bring my own milk to coffee shops. A perfect recipe is half macadamia, half pistachio, teaspoon of vanilla, 1 date and cinnamon.
Listen to Michael Bluth, breakfast really is the most important thing next to family. For some reason I didn’t eat breakfast for the first half of my life and I’m pretty sure that’s why I had a five second attention span growing up. Pair breakfast with a stretch and you’ll probably have a pretty good day. Couldn’t recommend it more.