as a bitch who has stayed true and blue to tumblr, there is nothing that grinds my gears peter griffin style more than a fake tumblr girl. bitch you miss wehearti, polyvore, and early Pinterest!!! not tumblr!!
the baddest bitches i know (andy, liba, lucy, sivi just to name a few) could post you girls into the GROUND!!! this isn’t even including the snitch ass bitches wjo went to dashcon2.
stop talking about tumblr like she’s dead just because you left her when she was down
Bro no more Instagram Boomerang selfies leave that shit back in 2017 😭 especially the mirror ones I shouldn’t have to explain why trauma dumping is bad lmao I once had this massive crush on a girl I used to go to hs with, and reconnected with her when I moved back home after college. Like yeah, she was very superficially attractive and seemed into me at first but the minute I go on a couple dates with her I quickly realize that the lights were on but practically no one was home. Dry texter, personality of a Dasani water bottle, had the most basic, by the numbers, music and fashion taste, seemed like she lacked any “original“ thoughts, and did things she did only because other girls in her friend group did them. Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V ass mentality. This greatly disappointed me and from then on I knew to steer clear of that particular genre of women. Make friendships with people who actually enjoy talking with you.
i grew up on twitter, met my first girlfriend there, connected and fell out with friend groups and made connections with fandoms, but the twitter i loved is not there anymore, and yet i still look for it. everyday! i miss the connections but it’s time to look somewhere else. maybe p.i can be that place for me from now on, who knows!
that summer i hit my true radiance and baby owen was waiting to play pool with me and that one rich girl was backbackin. lucy’s was gross and old and thirty years ago my mom played pool at that same table.
i rather it died than become what it is, for financial bro’s girlfriends to debute their urban outfitters sale dresses to the tune of bands who just missed making it big as fleet foxes openers