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i’m sorry i actually can’t stand people who text so formally like they’re emailing. this is so gen z v millennial/boomer esque but it genuinely makes me want to break through your phone screen screaming and shake you.
16h ago
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😃by which I mean rambling on and on, saying the entirety of what you’ve got to say even if it makes you self conscious to see your own words surrounded by all these pithy messages liberally sprinkled with emojis and abbreviations. I’m not a digital native and I am not pretending to be one
I don’t mean the thing where you write a whole greeting and sign off at the end altho that’s cute too
I don’t mean the thing where you write a whole greeting and sign off at the end altho that’s cute too
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🍼doesn’t matter if they’re actually immature i’m just mad
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⭐look just bc i can have autocorrect go batshit crazy on my phone doesnt mean i want her to... i got places to be and people to see and im not typing out "on my way" or letting my phone change omw to that, which it constantly does, which is ultra annoying. anyway texting like youve still got a nokia flipphone is the way of the future
Feb 6, 2024
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too often people complain about having a ‘stomachache’ before gripping on their lower abdomen to relieve the pain. not to be pedantic but how actually dare you?
the stomach is in the upper abdomen minding her own, getting the job done, and you’re attributing the downstairs nuisance of the bowels and uterus to her name???
you have a BOWEL ache, you have UTERUS cramps... the stomach chooses not to affiliate herself with those organs (she told me) x
free the stomach from this slander!
the stomach is in the upper abdomen minding her own, getting the job done, and you’re attributing the downstairs nuisance of the bowels and uterus to her name???
you have a BOWEL ache, you have UTERUS cramps... the stomach chooses not to affiliate herself with those organs (she told me) x
free the stomach from this slander!
May 23, 2025
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when i moved in in september ‘24, this tree was green and i was happily surprised when a few weeks ago i noticed it was blossoming pink.
i srsly cannot wait for spring. get these clouds out of the sky man.
i srsly cannot wait for spring. get these clouds out of the sky man.
Mar 12, 2025
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aaaandddd whaaaat like borrrring whatever i’m having a great time.
water is literally so good like it’s the actual best. only cold though.
i think it also asserts my independence like i am not afraid to be alone in this. #strongwilled #H2Onmyown
this also serves as my light hearted excuse for not drinking alcohol when someone who i’ve just met asks me why i don’t drink. like leave me alone maybe i’m just prideful of my 5 year streak x
aaaandddd whaaaat like borrrring whatever i’m having a great time.
water is literally so good like it’s the actual best. only cold though.
i think it also asserts my independence like i am not afraid to be alone in this. #strongwilled #H2Onmyown
this also serves as my light hearted excuse for not drinking alcohol when someone who i’ve just met asks me why i don’t drink. like leave me alone maybe i’m just prideful of my 5 year streak x
16h ago