Brontez Purnell
Jul 19, 2022 BY
@brontez-purnellJul 19, 2022
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I didn’t start smoking until I was 34- I was on tour in Europe with my band and like, ran out of weed and started chain smoking Marlboros - it was exciting . I figured starting to smoke that late in life was ultimately a win because I needed to put the breaks on this whole life thing in the first- I think 78 is probs the most reasonable age to die at- other wise yr just gonna be stuck in a nursing home with a bunch of squares who never made life threateningly poor decisions and that doesn’t sound fun AT ALL.
Jul 19, 2022
Jul 19, 2022
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I think we really WAY to heavily of therapy culture to soothe our emotional ow-ies and I just wish to god more you would admit that you actually LIKE feeling bad- its all you’ve ever known (or maybe I should Just speak for myself?) EITHER WAY- you therapist is SO SICK of you bitching - she probably makes fun of you to her friends while she’s drunk! And why shouldn’t she? You haven’t changed and you don’t want to- MAYBE instead of torturing your therapist you should just get a tarot reader- HEAR ME OUT- in a therapy session all you hear is the echo chamber of your bad decisions and poorly chosen company- in a tarot reading - you can bitch about all your problems and let a deck of cards decide howTo deal with them- like in scenario 2# you leave with at least a more discernible plan of action and remember the metaphor of tarot - “life comes at you as randomly as a deck of cards
Jul 19, 2022
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I , like so many men that never truly “hit” puberty (or inversely never had my ass beat by it) now at the age of 40 have to shoot up testosterone - to retain my “juj”. I keep waiting for my dick to get bigger or my voice to drop but I’m still a decent medium and my voice remains as fruity and musical as a cereal commercial- but something about shooting up shit that in an off hand makes me ripped makes me finally feel like - I dunno some wayward high school jock - even tho im 40- and routinely inactive. But as the saying goes “it’s not about how you LOOK, it’s about how you FEEL”
Jul 19, 2022
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There’s nothing more frightening than playing a rock show to literally ONE HUNDRED fans when all of a sudden a string pops - and you have to replace it and tune it- tuning a guitar on stage is like trying to bust a nut on camera - I.e. NOT SEXY. I like guitar tuner apps cause this way it looks like I’m just on stage checking my Instagram when REALLY I’m tuning my guitar- THAT WAY- people are lured into THINKING your just really a narcissist with ADHD but then you hit them with the fact that you were secretly paying attention to their needs the whole time- it’s a lovely sentiment
Jul 19, 2022
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Gay men only wanna cry about being beat up as kids and theres only so much room I can hold for that . Sure, we tend to make better drug dealers but Anytime I need my stereo set up, a new drummer or bass player for my band, or like, fatherly advice from a father figure I haven’t already fucked- it’s always from a straight boy. I mean, all internalized homophobia asides let’s face it, straight boys are just better❤️
Jul 19, 2022