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My second date with my wife, Allie Rowbottom, was a yoga class. I was wearing jeans so she let me borrow a pair of her mom’s maternity sweatpants. I was bending over in prasarita padottanasana when I ripped the ass. I like to believe that’s the moment Allie fell in love. Probably that’s wishful thinking. Now we do yoga videos nearly every night together on Glo.com. I also enjoy in-person classes, but in these situations there are too many variables out of my control. Other people's farts, yes, but my real fear is encountering an instructor with a mean streak and too little understanding of male anatomy. With Glo I’ll never again be trapped in a dimly lit room, grunting through a torn cremaster, too embarrassed to head for the exit.
Apr 3, 2023

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