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So I started watching The Bachelorette in 2008 during Deanna Pappasā season. I was 13 and I never stopped. Iāve seen every season and I have nothing to be ashamed of :(. Iām sobbing while typing this. Iāve heard a lot of people who are like āThe Bachelor has gotten so much worse. I canāt even watch it anymore.ā And then I ask them when they started watching and theyāre like āprobably Nick Viallsā season.ā And Iāve killed those people. SHUT THE FUCK UP. The show doesnāt GET WORSE... Iām gonna explode just thinking about it. Itās a perfect show and I hope one day I can go on it as a straight woman
Oct 18, 2023
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šŗIt's that time of year again, another season of the world's most infamous reality TV show. The Bachelorette is filled with people who you both love and hate to watch. There's nothing like some lowbrow TV to send off the summer, so do it right with season 16 of the bach.
Oct 15, 2020
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šI love cooking a flavor 500 meal, getting all āsituatedā, sitting back and watching the Bachelor. I think if I started watching that show now it wouldn't stand a chance but itās something my mom indulged in since I was a kid and Iāve just kept it going. I find it very pleasurable, comforting, and also interesting tv.
Sep 15, 2022
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ā²ļøNiche list today but itās relevant to my Monday!
1. Meet at limo entrances: kiss if goes well
2. Group date: bad sign if no kiss
3. One on one: make or break, you either get a kiss and a rose or you get a kiss and a limo ride home (they kiss a LOT on this show). You NEED to share some traumatic story on this date to show that youāre serious about the process.
4. More group dates (but now youāre crying because youāre now worried about his connections with other women) and with hopefully more kissing.
5. Drama time: you pick a side, you either stay neutral and get no screen time, or you sacrifice your time with the bachelor to warn him of the big bad wolf inside the house. Either way you will cry and look fabulous.
6. Hometowns: four girls get to introduce the bachelor to their families, you pray youāre not the one girl that the entire United States knows is going home and is shocked you made it to hometowns. If you donāt say youāre falling in love with the bachelor here, youāre toast.
7. Fantasy Suites: Sleepover with the bachelor and try to pretend itās normal that the past two nights he spent with other women! If he tells you he loves you this week, youāre pretty much a lock for the finale.
8. Finale: Either go home or get sent home at a beautiful proposal setup in a tropical paradise. No matter the outcome you will need to face the bachelor in front of a live audience.
Congrats! You made it through a season on one of the most spectacular and unpredictable shows ever made!
1. Meet at limo entrances: kiss if goes well
2. Group date: bad sign if no kiss
3. One on one: make or break, you either get a kiss and a rose or you get a kiss and a limo ride home (they kiss a LOT on this show). You NEED to share some traumatic story on this date to show that youāre serious about the process.
4. More group dates (but now youāre crying because youāre now worried about his connections with other women) and with hopefully more kissing.
5. Drama time: you pick a side, you either stay neutral and get no screen time, or you sacrifice your time with the bachelor to warn him of the big bad wolf inside the house. Either way you will cry and look fabulous.
6. Hometowns: four girls get to introduce the bachelor to their families, you pray youāre not the one girl that the entire United States knows is going home and is shocked you made it to hometowns. If you donāt say youāre falling in love with the bachelor here, youāre toast.
7. Fantasy Suites: Sleepover with the bachelor and try to pretend itās normal that the past two nights he spent with other women! If he tells you he loves you this week, youāre pretty much a lock for the finale.
8. Finale: Either go home or get sent home at a beautiful proposal setup in a tropical paradise. No matter the outcome you will need to face the bachelor in front of a live audience.
Congrats! You made it through a season on one of the most spectacular and unpredictable shows ever made!
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š¼I actually donāt recognize baby pics of myself because Iām not wearing this mascara. In fact, I didnāt wear any mascara as a kidā¦ This clumpy ass, double-ended dildo ass, 12 dollar ass mascara is my best friend. If Iām not wearing it, Iām ugly. If I am wearing it, Iām fat Twiggy.
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