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So I started watching The Bachelorette in 2008 during Deanna Pappas’ season. I was 13 and I never stopped. I’ve seen every season and I have nothing to be ashamed of :(. I’m sobbing while typing this. I’ve heard a lot of people who are like “The Bachelor has gotten so much worse. I can’t even watch it anymore.” And then I ask them when they started watching and they’re like “probably Nick Vialls’ season.” And I’ve killed those people. SHUT THE FUCK UP. The show doesn’t GET WORSE... I’m gonna explode just thinking about it. It’s a perfect show and I hope one day I can go on it as a straight woman
Oct 18, 2023
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It's that time of year again, another season of the world's most infamous reality TV show. The Bachelorette is filled with people who you both love and hate to watch. There's nothing like some lowbrow TV to send off the summer, so do it right with season 16 of the bach.
Oct 15, 2020
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I love cooking a flavor 500 meal, getting all “situated”, sitting back and watching the Bachelor. I think if I started watching that show now it wouldn't stand a chance but it’s something my mom indulged in since I was a kid and I’ve just kept it going. I find it very pleasurable, comforting, and also interesting tv.
Sep 15, 2022
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Niche list today but it’s relevant to my Monday!
1. Meet at limo entrances: kiss if goes well
2. Group date: bad sign if no kiss
3. One on one: make or break, you either get a kiss and a rose or you get a kiss and a limo ride home (they kiss a LOT on this show). You NEED to share some traumatic story on this date to show that you’re serious about the process.
4. More group dates (but now you’re crying because you’re now worried about his connections with other women) and with hopefully more kissing.
5. Drama time: you pick a side, you either stay neutral and get no screen time, or you sacrifice your time with the bachelor to warn him of the big bad wolf inside the house. Either way you will cry and look fabulous.
6. Hometowns: four girls get to introduce the bachelor to their families, you pray you’re not the one girl that the entire United States knows is going home and is shocked you made it to hometowns. If you don’t say you’re falling in love with the bachelor here, you’re toast.
7. Fantasy Suites: Sleepover with the bachelor and try to pretend it’s normal that the past two nights he spent with other women! If he tells you he loves you this week, you’re pretty much a lock for the finale.
8. Finale: Either go home or get sent home at a beautiful proposal setup in a tropical paradise. No matter the outcome you will need to face the bachelor in front of a live audience.
Congrats! You made it through a season on one of the most spectacular and unpredictable shows ever made!
Mar 18, 2025
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The tight underwire… The way my nipples are almost more visible… it’s so sexy to me. If I were to jump in the air, my boobs are big enough that if I don’t hold them close to my chest: they’ll fly up and knock my teeth out, and on the way down they will straight up fall off. That’s why I have to wear the least supportive bra to ever exist. Thank you scientists!
Oct 18, 2023
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I actually don’t recognize baby pics of myself because I’m not wearing this mascara. In fact, I didn’t wear any mascara as a kid… This clumpy ass, double-ended dildo ass, 12 dollar ass mascara is my best friend. If I’m not wearing it, I’m ugly. If I am wearing it, I’m fat Twiggy.
Oct 18, 2023
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When I’m pregnant I’m gonna try the Mozart effect but with Charli XCX. So every morning & night I will take one of my Airpods, stick it in my belly button, and then blast “Gone.” This is the best song in the world. I thank God every day I wasn’t born in the same generation as The Beatles. That would have fucking sucked!!!!
Oct 18, 2023